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  Which of these activities bothered you the most?

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

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  which of these activities did you hate/bothered you the most?

  rank them from 1-5 with the most hated to the least.. .

  field service.

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  1.  Watching young children getting disfellowshipped - This is the worst. How can the WTBTS get away with this barbaric rule? 
  

  2.  Watching 12 years getting baptized- Being in servitude to a corporation where they take away the powers of the parents if little Johnny misbehaves.

  3.  Field Service- Waking the public at 9:00 a.m with an old 198 page book, Watchtower and Awake magazine while no one is interested

  4.  2 - 4 day assemblies- sitting outside in a baseball stadium for 3 days in the middle of July with sun stoke

  5. Giving Ministry School Talk - for men and women -watching 10 year old boys giving a talk from the podium    while an adult sister cannot look at the audience while pretending she is in service or bible study
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  Which of these activities bothered you the most?

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  which of these activities did you hate/bothered you the most?

  rank them from 1-5 with the most hated to the least.. .

  field service.

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  Which of these activities did you hate/bothered you the most? Rank them from 1-5 with the most hated to the least.

  
  

  Field Service

  2 - 4 day assemblies

  Giving Ministry School Talk - for men and women

  Watching 12 years getting baptized

  Watching young children getting disfellowshipped

  
  
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  HEADS UP: Tony the 3rd life story. W15 05/15.

  by campaign of hate in

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  haven't got an electronic copy, or scans.

  just a heads up..

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  '' The Truth''

  '' I Don't have to tell you no stinkin truth'' is one of Anthony's famous sayings to new Bethel members.

  
  
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  HEADS UP: Tony the 3rd life story. W15 05/15.

  by campaign of hate in

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  haven't got an electronic copy, or scans.

  just a heads up..

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  Anthony says ,'' I once had a bet with Bethel Boys that I could eat 50 eggs in one sitting."

  
  

  
  
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  JW Cart's Family Photos. My Pusher stole my JWCart1975 I.D. but here I am!

  by JWCart in

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  some of us ride, some of us roll.. .

  family reunion of jw carts gathering together for missionary work, some people waste their time in liberia trying to help ebola victims, jehovah's organization spends all their time focused on meaningful endeavors by bringing them salvation.

  pusher said "why bother helping when people are going to die anyway, focus on the big picture (joining jehovah's organization is the only way to eliminate homelessness, hunger and global issues", doctors waste their time in west africa when they could be pushing carts with literature and books, that's real healing", i still don't understand why we can't help the poor and sick but than again, i am just a jw cart!.

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  JWCART

  That is some great satire! 

  If you are Aunt Connie ( who I found to be funny and annoying ) please try a little harder with your funny satire without the annoyance!
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  Excuses to miss the meeting that won't raise suspicion of a fade

  by kairos in

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  the first step to fading is to begin missing the meetings.. "if" anyone misses you, a quality excuse must be at the ready.

  this will produce empathy toward you as opposed to suspicion.. 1. car problems ( don't mention that you caused them ).

  2. stuck on the phone resolving insurance, billing, etc issues.. 3. sick ( of the meetings ).

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  I cant come to the meeting today because the city is paving my street and I cant get out!

  My car ran out of gas on the way to the meeting. I was pushing it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I now have to go to the doctors.

   I just played golf and I do not feel up to par today.

   I have a possum in my backyard and it's freaking out my dog. I have to get it out before I can leave.
  
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  Super Pioneer?

  by nonjwspouse in

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  the was just recently posted.

  surely this is complete satire.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hknzmr5lcc0.

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  Next video

  Super Pioneer will : do the Pioneer Shuffle ( where he walks at a snails pace instead of running )

                                 drive in a four door car

                                 waste time with a two hour lunch and coffee break

                                 drive for two hours in rural districts looking for that one return visit
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  Simon : What computer program do you use to move topics around and how much time each topic receives?

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

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  i'm no computer programmer and have lots of admiration for people who do.

  i would like to know.. where is the edit button?

  it never shows up on my new topic posting.

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  The edit button never shows up under my post. Not being so great in typing and editing, I need the edit button to show everyone my great American education.  
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  Simon : What computer program do you use to move topics around and how much time each topic receives?

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

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  i'm no computer programmer and have lots of admiration for people who do.

  i would like to know.. where is the edit button?

  it never shows up on my new topic posting.

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  I'm no computer programmer and have lots of admiration for people who do. 

  I would like to know.. where is the edit button? It never shows up on my new topic posting.

  And what program do you use to move topics around?
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  Did You Know Any Bad JWs?

  by minimus in

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  over the years, i knew some individuals that were pretty bad witnesses.

  they broke more commandments that most.

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  My congregation had :

  Brothers who cheated on their wives, divorced and never paid child support. The wives took them to court and still couldn't make them pay.

  A brother who owned a business that was closed by the state due to multiple complaints from customers and his employees. He left real quick to Florida and started the same kind of business there. Five years later he returns back home.

  An Elder who would lay his hands on his wife  (who never reported anything because of fear ).

  A brother who went to rough up one of his workers who was stealing his equipment.

  A brother who went to jail for selling drugs. He was still baptized and still going to the meetings when caught.

  An brother ( who was owed money from a customer ) told me that if this customer didn't pay soon, he was going to burn his his lawn with gas. ( I don't think he ever did )

  A brother who borrowed money from his father-in-law Elder and never paid in back. They never spoke to each other and the brother left to attend another congregation.

  My cousin ( who loved expensive suits ) brought his new suit to the meeting because he had no time to go home. He left the expensive suit on the coat rack during the meeting. He forgot the suit at the Kingdom Hall overnight. The next day he shows up at the Kingdom Hall while another congregation was having their meeting and looks for his suit. It was gone. Someone took the suit.